We all have something we are best at. It's a fact of life. Unless you're me, in which you're the best at everything. But I digress. Kobrakin is the best at one thing, and that's leaving hilarious comments on random shit around deviantART. I swear, if he ever finds a way to monetize that skill, he'll be swimming in cash like Scrooge Motherfucking McDuck. And the best part is, sometimes he records these comments for your convenience in little compilations known as KOBRAKIN'S GREATEST HITS.
"But Games4me," you might ask, "What does all this have to do with you?" Well, hypothetical reader, that is an excellent question. What DOES all this have to do with me? Well, I'm not telling you, so go home.
Alright, FINE. I'm lucky enough to have Kobrakin as one of my watchers, and he quite often posts comments on my stupid shit just like everyone else's slightly more stupid shit. Being a comedian myself, I couldn't help but notice Kobrakin's unparalleled swagger when it came to to the comment section. HOWEVER, he has never once included MY stupid shit in his Greatest Hits.
And so, my ego compelled me to make my own version of Kobrakin's greatest hits, because I'm just such an entitled, self-aggrandizing asshole that I decided I was worthy of a version dedicated to me and only me.
Here we go. All of Kobrakin's best comments on my
Of course, you'll actually have to *shudder* LOOK at the deviation if you want to get the comment. I understand if you want to turn back now.
FUCK YEAH KOBRAKIN.
Deviation Comment Description
[link] [link] In which mythological scandals ensue.
[link] [link] In which political humor transpires.
[link] [link] In which Mario learns that immortality has some serious consequences.
[link] [link] In which Cobra Commander and Michael Bay experience creative differences.
[link] [link] In which Teddy Roosevelt becomes the new Chuck Norris.
[link] [link] In which a carefree lemming has his dreams crushed.
[link] [link] In which Mary Sues are given proper treatment.
It is my overarching goal to help Kobrakin become so famously renowned for his comments that he can leave a comment on something and everyone will swoon and go gaga fanboy over him.
And that's really all there is to say on the matter.