Aaron Feitelberg was once a world-renowned criminal on an unstoppable worldwide spree until he was finally brought to justice in the year nineteen aught six. His was not a life sentence nor a death sentence, but something far more cruel and unusual—entertainment. From then, he was be doomed to spend his mortal days presenting himself as a slab of meat before the ravenous masses, through a variety of mediums including: hilarious T-shirts, comical videogame commentary, and ridiculous Homestuck sprites. Now, Aaron's daily life is horror beyond reckoning.
Someday, he will return to the dust, as is all men's lot in life, and peace will at last be his. But until then, y'know, feel free to drop a favorite once in a while.