This is fucking stupid.

I wouldn't be doing this if it were someone other than . But because he is immeasurably sexual, I'll do it. Plus, it's deviantART, which is far superior to the same thing being done over some stupid social network like Facebook.

I'm just playin, Facebook. You know I love you.

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THE RULES

1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs!
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "You're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 11 people.

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Five Things About Me

1. What is there to say? I guess I think of myself as pretty hilarious. That's something.

2. I'm a doctor. Have I ever told you that? I have a doctorate in doctorology. Legit.

3. I can clap with one hand. Seriously.

4. My favorite color is red.

5. My favorite animal is the pangolin. You've probably never heard of it.

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The Questions

1) Robots, dinosaurs, or robot dinosaurs?

I choose ROBOT ZOMBIE NINJA DINOSAUR PIRATE LAWYERS.

GOOOO LAWYEEEERS

2) Who would win in a fight: a grizzly bear or a Komodo dragon?

Chuck Norris.

3) What if the Komodo dragon could breathe fire and the bear was actually a Bigfoot in a bear costume?

Chuck. Fucking. Norris.

4) Cobra Commander is now the supreme ruler of Earth. Why is this the best thing ever?

Shut up, Kobrakin. No one else is obsessed with Cobra Commander like you are. I've never seen a single episode of G. I. Joe and that's something you're just going to have to accept.

5) You and a complete stranger are given a remote control with a single large button, and then placed in separate rooms. After ten minutes,  if neither of you have pushed your button, you will both receive $250,000.  If only one of you pushed the button, the person that pushed it gets $500,000, but the person that didn't push it gets nothing. If you both push the button, you both get nothing. Would you push the button?

Did you pull this shit straight from a movie or what? When would I ever be placed in this situation? Whatever. As a gentleman, I would never push the button, and I would trust in my partner to do the same.

Because if he did push the button, I would just beat the living shit out of him and steal half of the money anyway.

6) As question 5, except instead of a complete stranger, it is your best friend in the other room.

Same answer.

7) As question 6, except it's your worst enemy in the other room. If you don't have a worst enemy, assume it's some other person you despise for whatever reason.

Same answer, except I would beat the living shit out of him even if he DIDN'T press the button.

8) You are presented with a potion that will grant you perfect health and freeze your aging for the next 300 years (any existing ailments you have are also cured). The catch, however, is you will also be transformed into a giant Galapagos tortoise for that entire time (you will still be able to speak, and you won't end up locked in a lab or a zoo). Do you drink the potion?

Wow, you're just busting out movie bullshit all over the place, huh? I would not drink the potion. Being a tortoise, even a particularly large tortoise, would severely cramp my style.

9) You get to spend a day as your favorite cartoon villain. Who are you, and what do you do for the day?
I AM THE DISCORD

I WOULD WALTZ AROUND BEING AWESOME, FUCKING BITCHES, AND JUST GENERALLY BEING A GOD IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE FACET

HOWEVER, ONCE THE DAY ENDED, I WOULD NEVER BE TRULY HAPPY AGAIN AFTER BEING DISCORD FOR THE DAY, SO JUST BEFORE THE DAY ENDED I WOULD COLLAPSE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE INTO A SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE, DESTROYING MYSELF AND EVERYTHING ELSE

AND JUST BEFORE I WAS ERADICATED, I WOULD SHAPESHIFT INTO A MASSIVE MIDDLE FINGER

IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS

10) Do you think that the Fausticorn (Lauren Faust's alicorn character [link]) should be given a cameo in MLP:FiM as Celestia and Luna's mother (possibly in the form of a flashback or a painting)? If you don't watch MLP:FiM, instead revisit Question 8, except instead of a tortoise, you'll be a dolphin.

That would be incredibly dumb. That is the absolute worst idea I have ever heard. A self-insert? What is this, a shitty fanfiction? Besides, Faust isn't even working on the show anymore. That's dumb. You're dumb.

PS - Shitty fanfiction? Isn't that redundant?

11)  Do you find getting tagged irritating?

The absolute highest degree of irritation, yes.

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My Questions

1. How stupid is this whole "tagging" deal?

2. Seriously though, isn't it totally stupid?

3. What are your thoughts on Facebook going public on the stock market?

4. Did you even know Facebook was going public on the stock market before I told you just now?

5. Just how kawaii are you?

6. How many rocks would you use to bash out my brains right now?

7. OMG ARE YOU SUPER KAWAII DESU?!

8. Shitty fanfiction? Isn't that redundant?

9. How many rocks would you use to bash out Robert Pattinson's brains right now?

10. Are you a wizard?

11. Bacon, puppies, or neither? If neither, why do you hate America?

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People I'm Tagging

Do I even know eleven people on deviantART?



Nope, only ten. I hope the tagging gods don't smite me for violating their sacred texts.

OK, fine. I might be able to find someone else.

Yup.

One more thing: I don't actually care if any of you want to fill out this form at all. By now, I think I've made clear how stupid I think it is, so if you can't stomach the bullshit, feel free to just move on and never think twice.

Bye now!